An anonymous, polite text for the thing you cannot say at brunch.
They never see your name. Just a toll-free number.
Category first — hygiene, table manners, money, and the rest. Then the specific habit that goes in the text. Can’t find it? Email us and we’ll add it.
Phone number and first name. They still only see a toll-free number — not your name, not your phone.
$3.99. One text. No thread, no follow-up from us, no promo code.
$3.99. They will never know it was you.
This is the exact text they receive. They will not see your name.
Next: a short confirmation. No account.
Someone who cares about you noticed a bad habit you have — [habit] — and decided to send you this message anonymously.
No. They see a toll-free number. Not your name, not your phone. If they save the contact, it is still just that number.
Replies do not come back to you. That is the point.
No. We will not send insults. The joke is that you were too chicken to say it at the table — not that they are disgusting or have an unpleasant habit.